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Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 09:57:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala also flies and ibis, and is gay
*queues Haddaway - What is Love? on the jukebox and looks around with his new Corp Mate. the bar is empty.
"hey Being PVP'd, let's drink ALCOHOL!" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:01:00 -
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Falalalala Lalalala opens his wallet with a showy motion, and says to Being PVP'd.
"I just sold some loot from a belt rat, I have sooo much ISK right now" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:02:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala holds his ISK up to Being PVP'd's face:
"ONE HUNDRED FIFTY ISK, *****." |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:06:00 -
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"Falalala Lalalala suddenly acts straight, at the sight of Alice |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:09:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala, feeling like a big shot, orders a round on him. he places a 5 ISK coin on the counter and winks at the bartender "that's for you" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:12:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala backs up his wing man.
"YEP. we're so bad ass. every time we dock, they give us an Ibis .... pre-fitted." |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:17:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala, not having come out of the closet and neglecting to include his true sexual orientation on his pilot certification application secretly watches the rich Robert Downey Jr doppleganger sucking on his 20 Million ISK cigar and puts another song on the jukebox |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:22:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalalala is engrossed in the image of Kirjava.
"Hi Kirjava. So what do pilots do for fun around here?"
*the first round of drinks arrives, Falalalala Lalalala has no idea the total is already 15 Million ISK
"oh by the way, guys, just... if you need anything put it on my tab" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:28:00 -
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*replies to Kirjava who now has a girl on his lap, Falalalala Lalalala thinks to himself... if he was straight, he would want to be this man
"Pfft suuure don't worry about it man. I got this. I just got paid."
*places another 5 ISK coin on the table for the bartender and calls his attention to it, "hey! yo! another tip for you."
*Falalalala Lalalala does the mental calculations and realizes he is down to 135 ISK, and thinks maybe he should only buy a couple more songs on the jukebox, and ease up on the free drinks |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:34:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala wants to know more about this rich man
"So like, what do you do? you seem... pretty cool."
Falalalala Lalalala tries to play it cool, but as he does not have a 20M ISK cigar, he does not feel cool |
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Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:42:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala lights up
"ME TOO! We're MINERS! Brasilian Mining Com Americanos is a mining corp!"
*Falalalala Lalalala wants a cigar as well, and tells himself he can probably make 20M ISK in like a couple days or something.
"Bartender! One of those twenty m.... one of those cigars!" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:45:00 -
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*continues about mining with Kirjava
"our corp is HUGE we have like 15 people, and I heard corp assets are worth THREE BILLION ISK" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:51:00 -
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"oh it's not mine, I just heard that's what the corp has amassed in station. maybe if I had that much I would retire"
*looks at Being PVP'd and speaks at a volume that everyone is able to hear
"dude what did she say? did she say she'd go out with you?" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 10:57:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala pauses to correct Being PVP'd
"Dude. mining lasers go in the low slots, bro." |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:04:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala is taken aback by Being PVP'd and thinks maybe it's time to go.
"Bartender! check please!" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:08:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalalala picks up the check and reaches for his wallet. then freezes
*he holds the check up to the light, and takes out a pen and groups the numbers into threes
"Forty Seven Million Five hundred THOUSAND ISK?" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:10:00 -
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*Checks it all up on her data pad, and presents the receipt*
1*Box Heimatar Cigars : Grande : 240M ISK
3*Bottles of Afforted Liquores : 300M ISK
20% Gratuity and Service : 108M ISK
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Total : 648M ISK
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WHAT BUT |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:11:00 -
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"OOOH **** BRO WE'RE SO BONED" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:13:00 -
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"DUDE WAI... WAIT, WAIT TAKE OUR SHIPS, BOTH OF THEM!" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:16:00 -
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*the pair are thrown into the air lock and the door slams. in his frantic effort to open the door back into the interior of the ship, Falalalala Lalalala hits the open airlock button himself |
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Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:23:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala wakes up after a similar experience, and upon reading the Pend Insurance notification, and not having seen his wallet yet, is simply happy to have a new Ibis and 1 trit |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:30:00 -
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"upon considering his new circumstances, decides to be optimistic about his new indebebted employment at the greater fool bar as employees.
rather ignorant in social nuances, he eyes the jukebox and finds two 5 ISK coins on the table and sneaks them into his pocket. he goes to the jukebox and spends one to play another song |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 11:37:00 -
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*Falalalala Lalalala was a dancer prior to applying to the state war academy. he wonders if this is the place he'll meet the man of his dreams. to him, it feels like fate |
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